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Parrot: Feed me cracker

Paris: Just smile for the camera you dumb bird

Parrot: Look who’s talking you media whore parade..media whore..media whore

Paris: I’m going to feed you to Doug tonight on a stick with some grilled vegetables

Parrot: He doesn’t need me if he’s got you!

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