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Simon Cowell Is Freezing His Balls Off

Simon Cowell wants to freeze his entire body for safekeeping. This quote is all over the web:

“I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics. You pay a lot of money and you get stuck in a deep freeze once you’ve been declared dead. Medical science is bound to work out a way of bringing us back to life in the next century or so, and I want to be available when they do. I would be doing the nation an invaluable service.”

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