Just when you thought you’d see it all, this comes along! A Chia Pet in the likeness of our new President, Barack Obama!

Watch our president’s afro grow into a beautiful green shrub! The ridiculous website selling this pointless item states proudly “YES WE CAN, In this special offer you can order… Determined Chia Obama pose or Happy Chia Obama pose or both!.” I don’t think I’ll be ordering either one.