by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009

Fox Knows Horny Women

It’s become apparent to the FOX station that television is consumed with reality dating shows. On these shows, there’s usually a bevy of beautiful, thin women all trying to win the heart of a handsome stud. But FOX thinks…this isn’t reality!!

These shows may feature lovely ladies on them, but they aren’t sitting around watching the shows. Nope, according to FOX, these dating shows are being watched by fat, sloppy, horny women that obviously need love too…and FOX is going to help them.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009

Vicki, The Annoying Housewife, Receives Death Threats

Vicki Gunvalson, one of the ANNOYING stars of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Orange County, recently received a death threat from an obsessed female fan regarding something Gunvalson ANNOYINGLY said to co-star Jeana Keough. Keough also got an email threatening Gunvalson (the fan said she’d “take care of Vicki for her”) and spoke to RadarOnline.com about the troubling situation because we all know Vicki is actually REALLY ANNOYING and we aren’t surprised. Violence is never the answer even though Vicki is super duper ANNOYING.

by Carey
on March 31, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Green Day The Musical!

A stage adaptation of the band’s highly successful American Idiot will be opening the 2009-10 season of the Berkeley Repertory Theater.

green day bomb Green Day The Musical!

Billie Joe Armstrong co-wrote the show’s book with Spring Awakening’s Michael Mayer.

Operating in the same rock opera/concept vein as The Who’s Tommy and Pink Floyd’s The Wall, American Idiot is “a nihilistic coming-of-age story drenched in post-9/11 paranoia” following “disaffected contemporary American Everykid Jesus of Suburbia as he morphs into violent, drug-dealing alter-ego St.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Angelina Is Supporting Nadya?

People are talking …and the word is Angelina is donating to Nadya.

Makes sense. She probably gave her a million dollars and offered to take a few of the kids off her hands. Only the pretty kids tho..not the ones without noses or limbs. Don’t get mad, I was joking.

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”

And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Jennifer Aniston Gets Basted..Wasted? No..Basted

Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film “The Baster”… I think it should be called ” The Basted”.
It’s about Jennifer who gets pregnant and Jason Bateman, her friend…has to finally tell her that it was his sperm on purpose. Don’t ask me exactly when and how he inserts the baster. Then aliens come down and squirt their sperm all over everyone’s faces.

Okay I added the last part.

Alright…here is the official information.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Chris Brown to Apologize to Rihanna on Oprah

and the winner is...

This would be totally hot, if it’s true!  Look Magazine is reporting Chris Brown is considering apologizing to Rihanna on the Oprah show!

Brown apparently said “no” at first but left the door open to Oprah’s invitation to say “I’m sorry” to Rihanna on the talk show host’s world stage.

Mamas boy Brown said he would have to consult Joyce before making if official.

This would be a win-win situation for all parties. Oprah would get huge ratings for Brown’s public groveling, Rihanna would get the huge apology she deserves. …

by Carey
on March 30, 2009

Deep Thoughts From Gisele Bundchen

Clipped from the new interview in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good!…