by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009

Fox Knows Horny Women

It’s become apparent to the FOX station that television is consumed with reality dating shows. On these shows, there’s usually a bevy of beautiful, thin women all trying to win the heart of a handsome stud. But FOX thinks…this isn’t reality!!

These shows may feature lovely ladies on them, but they aren’t sitting around watching the shows. Nope, according to FOX, these dating shows are being watched by fat, sloppy, horny women that obviously need love too…and FOX is going to help them.

The FOX president of alternative Mike Darnell said, “Why don’t real women -the women who watch these shows, for the most part -have a chance to find love too?”

The show is called More to Love. It will be the first reality dating show which focuses on finding love for the kind of women who get excited when they see fast food commercials or learn that a new dessert is coming out.

My question is, will people watch it to poke fun, or to actually see someone find “true love”?

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 31, 2009

Vicki, The Annoying Housewife, Receives Death Threats

Vicki Gunvalson, one of the ANNOYING stars of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Orange County, recently received a death threat from an obsessed female fan regarding something Gunvalson ANNOYINGLY said to co-star Jeana Keough. Keough also got an email threatening Gunvalson (the fan said she’d “take care of Vicki for her”) and spoke to RadarOnline.com about the troubling situation because we all know Vicki is actually REALLY ANNOYING and we aren’t surprised. Violence is never the answer even though Vicki is super duper ANNOYING.

“This is a highly edited show and people should not take it too seriously,” Keough said. “They cut something from one show and edit it to a segment from another episode. Unfortunately, there are a lot of crazy people out there and this person perceived that Vicki was being mean to me.”

The former Playboy Playmate expressed some other reservations about the show’s current workings. “Personally, I wish we would carry more positive messages as we did in seasons one and two – where we told people not to do drugs or to drink and drive for example,” she said. “But I guess the producers have other ideas – maybe that’s why I’m not in the show that much any longer because I’m boring.”

As far as her relationship with Gunvalson, the two are doing fine. “As far as I know Vicki is doing okay but the police are right to take this threat seriously that’s why I forwarded the e-mail to her.”

Orange County cops are still investigating the death threats made against Gunvalson.

by Carey
on March 31, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Green Day The Musical!

A stage adaptation of the band’s highly successful American Idiot will be opening the 2009-10 season of the Berkeley Repertory Theater.

green day bomb Green Day The Musical!

Billie Joe Armstrong co-wrote the show’s book with Spring Awakening’s Michael Mayer.

Operating in the same rock opera/concept vein as The Who’s Tommy and Pink Floyd’s The Wall, American Idiot is “a nihilistic coming-of-age story drenched in post-9/11 paranoia” following “disaffected contemporary American Everykid Jesus of Suburbia as he morphs into violent, drug-dealing alter-ego St. Jimmy and falls for anarchist girlfriend Whatsername.”

WOW. I think Mariah Carey should also have her own musical. Wouldn’t that be awesome? (Not at all…not in the slightest). For some reason I give a pass to Green Day.  Maybe it can be really creative and unique. They should blow up idiots on the stage hahah. That’ll bring in the crowd!

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Angelina Is Supporting Nadya?

People are talking …and the word is Angelina is donating to Nadya.

Makes sense. She probably gave her a million dollars and offered to take a few of the kids off her hands. Only the pretty kids tho..not the ones without noses or limbs. Don’t get mad, I was joking.

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”

And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.

“She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”

Angelina just fueled the fire with dolla bills yo~!

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Jennifer Aniston Gets Basted..Wasted? No..Basted

Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film “The Baster”… I think it should be called ” The Basted”.
It’s about Jennifer who gets pregnant and Jason Bateman, her friend…has to finally tell her that it was his sperm on purpose. Don’t ask me exactly when and how he inserts the baster. Then aliens come down and squirt their sperm all over everyone’s faces.

Okay I added the last part.

Alright…here is the official information.

In a story from The Hollywood Reporter, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman will be co-starring in the romantic comedy The Baster.

The film will begin shooting for Mandate Pictures this spring in New York.

Bateman and Aniston play Wally and Kassie. When Wally impregnates Kassie through artificial insemination (unbeknownst to Kassie), he realizes that living with this secret is going to be tougher than he thought.

Will Speck and Josh Gordo are directing this project from a screenplay by Allan Loeb. The screenplay is based on a short story by Jeffrey Eugenides.

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on March 30, 2009

Chris Brown to Apologize to Rihanna on Oprah

and the winner is...

This would be totally hot, if it’s true!  Look Magazine is reporting Chris Brown is considering apologizing to Rihanna on the Oprah show!

Brown apparently said “no” at first but left the door open to Oprah’s invitation to say “I’m sorry” to Rihanna on the talk show host’s world stage.

Mamas boy Brown said he would have to consult Joyce before making if official.

This would be a win-win situation for all parties. Oprah would get huge ratings for Brown’s public groveling, Rihanna would get the huge apology she deserves.  All we need to fight announcer “Michael Buffer” to announce it all “Let’s get ready to rumbleeeeeeee.”

by Carey
on March 30, 2009

Deep Thoughts From Gisele Bundchen

Clipped from the new interview in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”

On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:

“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”

I actually agree and like what she says here about the love between them. Bravo!! Encore Encore!! I don’t know if Bridget really likes the first comment about birthing a child that Gisele says is really more hers. Okay she didn’t come right out and say that but she sure implied it! So while we are talking about this, I’ll post her plastic surgery pics.

gisele