R. Kelly Legal Team Bombshell ‘He Can’t Read’

CHICAGO, IL. (THECOUNT) — According to legal documents, R. Kelly “suffers from a learning disability that adversely affects his ability to comprehend,” adding, “in essence, he cannot read.”

The embattled crooner’s legal team told a judge why they believe he unlawfully lost his recent sexual abuse civil case, he couldn’t read the documents thus prepare.

Zaid Abdallah and Raed Shalabi, Kelly’s attorneys, filed legal docs claiming the singer was served in the civil case claiming he abused 16-year-old Heather Williams. Kelly was in Cook County Jail at the time for failing to pay child support and should not have been served there.

Kelly’s team claims, he had no idea what the legal papers were all about, so he didn’t take the appropriate steps after being served to defend himself.

The new legal docs also blast the fact Kelly was served while incarcerated, claiming Williams’ lawyers could have easily served Kelly’s criminal lawyer or delivered the docs to Trump Towers where he lives. Williams’ lawyer has said security at his residence made that impossible, but Kelly’s attorney calls BS on that, reports TMZ.

Williams won a default judgment against Kelly when he failed to appear for a hearing in the case.

Kelly’s legal team is asking the court to vacate the decision so he can properly mount his defense this time around. No word on if that include learning how to read.

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Proof that Lady Gaga is NOT a Hermaphrodite

Various celeb blog sites have reported that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. Is it true? They believe a particular video of her performance gives it away. We watched it and it actually doesn’t give anything away. Lady Gaga is simply adjusting her outfit. Celeb gossip sites also claim they found this supposed blog that Lady Gaga wrote herself, coming out and telling her fans that she is in fact a hermaphrodite:

“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f***ing deal.
– L8d Gaga <3>”

This does sound like something LG would say, but is she serious? Is this a real blog from LG? I have seen her front row, live in concert, and have NEVER seen a ‘bump’ down there. She is flawless in a leotard! Smooth like a banana!

I just had to call up my friend who is close to her and has worked with her multiple times. I am going to refer to my source as ‘Bobby’. Here’s the conversation:

L: “Hey Batch!”

B: “Hey Batch, miss you how are you?”

L: “I’m great, got a question for you…is Lady Gaga (Stefani) a hermaphrodite?”

B: “What!”

L: “The blog sites are saying that she is- and even saying that she wrote about it herself-I know you’d know out of anyone because you worked so close with her.”

B: “Uh-NO! Nothin’ is there. No ‘halfies’ or anything…she’s probably just having fun with the media. There’s nothin’ ‘extra’ down there honey. [My source went on to explain more personal encounters with LG that definitely proved this is a false rumor. I agreed to not repeat-sorry!]”

So the verdict is FALSE!