Another Fake Photo Op with “The Hills” Kristin Cavallari

Remember Kristin Cavallari that used to be on MTV’s “Laguna Beach”?  She is now going to be on the new season of “The Hills” on MTV. Apparently she is taking the spot of L.C. aka Lauren Conrad. Looks like Kristin is getting back in the swing of staged photos like her other cast mate Heidi Montag does.

There have been new paparazzi pics of the cast members out and about lately. Here, Kristin is getting a pedicure at “Pastel Nails” in Beverly Hills California!  This photo of Kristin wreaks of being ‘staged’. What do you think?

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Good Shape or Bad Shape? The Hills Kristen Cavallari in a Bikini

Remember Kristen Cavallari? She was that girl that was on the MTV show “Laguna Beach”. She is now pushing out Lauren Conrad and taking her spot on the upcoming season of MTV’s “The Hills”.

The Hills was filming in Malibu Beach, CA yesterday. Is Kristen in the best shape for a bikini? I thought you had to be stick thin to be on “The Hills”. I guess they are accepting different sizes now.

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Holy Roller Heidi Montag DID Pose for Playboy

The rumors are true! Heidi Montag ALREADY posed for Playboy. Her pictures will be in this September’s issue.

MTV reported: “”There is nudity,” a source told People. “It’s tasteful — she had a lot of fun with it.” When contacted by MTV News, a rep for Montag did not have a comment regarding the news at press time, however, on Friday afternoon (June 12), TMZ reported that “there will be no real nudity” in the photos.”

I’m surprised Heidi would bare her skin in Playboy. She’s such a religious girl; according to her daily tweets and the remarks she has made on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!. Don’t be one of those!

OH Nevermind! Look at this older picture of her! Forget it.

Holy Roller Heidi Montag DID Pose for Playboy

The rumors are true! Heidi Montag ALREADY posed for Playboy. Her pictures will be in this September’s issue.

MTV reported: “”There is nudity,” a source told People. “It’s tasteful — she had a lot of fun with it.” When contacted by MTV News, a rep for Montag did not have a comment regarding the news at press time, however, on Friday afternoon (June 12), TMZ reported that “there will be no real nudity” in the photos.”

I’m surprised Heidi would bare her skin in Playboy. She’s such a religious girl; according to her daily tweets and the remarks she has made on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!. Don’t be one of those!

OH Nevermind! Look at this older picture of her! Forget it.

Heidi Montag is posing for Playboy!!

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People magazine confirms that Heidi Montag will pose nude for the September issue of Playboy magazine. A source confirms “There is nudity. It’s tasteful she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

Heidi has an amazing body that was pretty much constructed for the specific purpose of  posing for Playboy. I genuinely imagined Audrina would be the first to do Playboy not a good God fearing Christian lady like Mrs. Montag-Pratt. It must be due to the fact that she married the devil in the flesh colored beard.

First Look: Kristin Cavallari On The Hills

Reality famewhores are taking over Hollyweird once again. That’s right, MTV has started filming season who cares of that crappy show The Hills. Instead of Lauren’s fake blond strands, watchers will be greeted by her arch nemesis Kristin Cavallari. This breezy will do anything for the dollars obviously.

Here she is having lunch with the other famewhore cast of The Hills. Didn’t home chick date Brody for like a year, and now she’s watching him make out with last year’s Playboy playmate. And isn’t that chick in the green top, the girl who “worked” at the Hollywood bar who tried to cause a rift between Speidi? What is she a regular cast member now too.

You watch these people earn $40,000 per episode to film stupid, fake scenarios. I agree with Paris Hilton when she says, The Hills are “fake and lame.”

Lauren Conrad’s New Book is Umm…

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An excerpt from Lauren Conrad’s new book, LA Candy, has hit the Teen Vogue website. I don’t think reality has hit Conrad yet, and she hasn’t realized that once this season of The Hills are over…so is her career.

What person writes a book about being a character in a reality show? Lauren Conrad does. Check out this stupid excerpt:

“They had intercepted her in the parking lot, miked her, and filmed her getting out of her car and walking to the lobby of the building. Five times. Now they were setting up in the front waiting area of Fiona Chen Events, filming her ‘arriving to work.’”

Is Conrad expecting sympathy from us? We’re the ones who were tortured with the stupid Hills anyway! I’m not sure if she knows this or not, but everyone already knew that people don’t walk into their apartments with cameras already in their home. I’m not going to waste my time buying this book and I hope you don’t either.

Lauren Conrad’s New Man

So what do you think of Lauren’s new boyfriend? I won’t bore you with the sucking face pictures. Here is one of him in all his glory. There is something a little “tard” about him but that’s me just being mean. Thoughts? I think maybe I just don’t like his hair… yah…  I don’t like it very much at all. hah.

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Justin Bobby and The Hills…No More?!

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Wannabe actress but full blown reality star, Audrina Patridge, spoke to Us Weekly to let us know that she is no longer dating that sexy stud Justin Bobby, and there may be no more episodes of The Hills…thank god! She went on to say, “I keep reading on blogs that I’m cheating on Justin, and we’re not even together anymore! The last time I saw him was at The Hills finale in New York in December.”

I guess that means Justin Bobby is up for grabs…I’ll take him! Audrina went on to speak out the possibility of a 5th season of that god awful show The Hills, “At this point, we’ve all matured so much, and everyone kind of wants to break off and do their own thing.”

It seems to me that they’ve already broken off. I haven’t seen any photo ops of Lauren with Audrina, trying to make it seem like they’re still the best of friends. Hopefully, the dissappearance of The Hills, will make them slowly dissappear.