Sam Ronson’s ‘New’ Lindsay?

Lindsay Lohan used to date female DJ Samantha Ronson. After their lesbian affair, Lohan got entangled in the law, to the point where it was impossible for Lohan to date Ronson or anyone at all!

Lohan claims to swing back and forth from men to women, and since her time with Ronson, we haven’t seen Lohan date anyone! That’s probably a good thing, considering how unstable her own life has been in recent years.

Now, Lohan has a new life, and so does Ronson, but does Ronson miss her old ginger Linds? Ronson was seen out with a ‘new’ hefty redhead last night, and it makes us wonder, if Ronson misses Lohan, or just has a ‘thing’ for gingers?
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Kelly Clarkson Knows She’s Fat

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Kelly Clarkson just wants to be included in the overwhelming population of people that just want to be fat and happy and not feel guilty about it. Although she’s a well known pop star and is admired by many girls and gay males, that does not inspire her to breakout a sweat and work out.

In an interview with 2Day FM, Clarkson wants the world to know, “I love my body, I’m very much OK with it. I don’t think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.”

No Kelly, I think you’re the only one okay with being chunky. I guess her lack of dating and increase of love from the lesbians isn’t even enough to make Clarkson join a gym. The only thing that annoys her is the fact that more girls hit on her than men, saying, “I prefer the boys. I’m extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it’s hot, but I’m not into it, I like boys.”

In other words, Kelly Clarkson is strickly dickly. It’s just unfortunate that she’ll only be approached by over weight, unattractive guys…but what does she expect, she’s fat!

I’m only kidding!