Jeremy Irons Needs A Bedazzler

Jeremy Irons is pictured here with Joan Allen.  Someone needs some Visine. I hope he’s okay!!!  Maybe he needs a bedazzler to brighten up his day?  I think his jacket is really cool but I think it would look better bedazzled..what do you think?  I’m waiting for a celebrity to completely bedazzle their outfit on the red carpet.

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Mena Suvari’s New Hairstyle

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Let’s give her some credit here. This is MUCH better than her bald look she had the past year. I think her face can look really butchy when she has a shaved head.  With this softer look and brown color her features really stand out. I’m not a huge fan of the Farrah Fawcett layers going on…but to each his own! Thoughts on her new hairstyle?

Lauren Conrad’s New Man

So what do you think of Lauren’s new boyfriend? I won’t bore you with the sucking face pictures. Here is one of him in all his glory. There is something a little “tard” about him but that’s me just being mean. Thoughts? I think maybe I just don’t like his hair… yah…  I don’t like it very much at all. hah.

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Michael Jackson Is Looking For Another Kid

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Michael Jackson has reportedly made contact with a British adoption agency because he wants to extend his family.

The singer, whose 50-date residency at London’s O2 arena has completely sold out, is already father to twelve-year-old Prince Michael I, Paris, 11, and Prince Michael II, seven.

A source told the Sunday Express: “His life is his children. Wherever he goes, they go, and he has said it would be good to have another child.

“Contact has been made with an adoption agency in Britain which has a very good reputation.”

The source added that Jackson feels like he has the backing of British fans. “He feels he has shaken off the sex abuse allegations. It is a new beginning,” the insider added.

I think we need to give babies to other more deserving celebrities like Nick Nolte. Stop hogging all the babies Angelina and MJ!!!

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Jennifer Aniston Dumps John Mayer Because He Loves Twitter

Here is the story:

The source said: “John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”
The source added: “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

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OH DAMN!


“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”
It has also been claimed musician John made no attempt to cover up his Twitters.
The source said: “He didn’t even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn’t work out.
“He took the break-up like a man.”
Even so, shortly after Aniston’s call, Mayer’s Twitter update read: ‘This heart didn’t come with instructions.’

This sounds like my worst nightmare..an immature guy who wants a girl to figure it out instead of telling her straight up.  Twitter seems to be quite involved and it moves so fast…I often wonder what can happen.

What if you told your Mom you had a meeting and didn’t realize she added you on twitter…and you forgot her birthday. There you are …tweeting away about your itchy nose when she replies “So…. you missed my birthday and you don’t seem to be at a meeting”

TWEET BUSTED.

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Nicole Ritchie Plans On Birthing

Here is a picture of Nicole Ritchie and her belly at the “What Comes Around Goes Around” Fall 2009 Collection Launch at Space 15 Twenty on Wednesday (March 18) in Los Angeles.

I think she is adorable pregnant. Slightly too thin,..but adorable nonetheless. Having kids must become a bit addictive. I heard some women really love being pregnant.  I’m absolutely petrified of pushing a kid out of my nether regions. Nothing about the process is very pleasurable.  I have seen the documentaries- and it didn’t “inform” me as much as scare the **** out of me. What if my kid is totally ugly as well? I know this girl who took a photo of her belly every day and put it up on facebook. In every picture her face was getting more and more uncomfortable. lol.

You’re right…I won’t breed.   The world only has room for one of me anyways!  hahahha.

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Channing Tatum GI JOE

Channing Tatum is mighty fine in this spread for Vanity Fair. What a classy photo..I LOVE THE CAR. If you don’t know who Channing is he was the main dude in those “Step Up” movies. He also played a role in “Stop-Loss”.

Upcoming film roles for him are in the “GI JOE” film coming out this year and “The Stanford Prison Experiment”…which I’m kinda excited about. Good idea for a film.

He is supposedly dating the girl from Step Up…Jenna Dewan (who also had a fling with Justin Timberlake)

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Britney And Kevin Are Falling In Love Again

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“The truth is, they’re falling in love again,” says an insider. “I don’t think they ever really fell out of love to begin with!”  Kevin has actually been gushing to his mom that being with Britney now reminds him of when they first fell in love in 2004, a family insider tells Star.  The family friend reveals there’s been “some kissing. It started when they agreed that Kevin would take the boys on tour. They’ve shared a lot of flirty moments.”

I think Kevin and Britney getting back together is probably the best thing for her. She can have 3 more children and end up selling her estate when she goes broke. Her estate will be filled with life size statues of cheetos and biscuits. Wait… this sounds familiar….