Andrew Luck Finished Game Despite Lacerated Kidney

The Indianapolis Colts announced Tuesday that Andrew Luck will miss two to six weeks over suffering a lacerated kidney and a partial tear of an abdominal muscle early in the fourth quarter against the Broncos. A game he went on to win.

The team says Luck’s injuries do not require surgery. Earlier in the season, Luck suffered a shoulder injury.


“It’s way too early to guess how long Andrew will be out,” said Pagano. Continue reading

REPORT: Patriots CHEATED By Deflating Game Balls

The NFL is investigating the New England Patriots after they came away with a 45-7 win against the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday.

Reports say the footballs used in that AFC Championship victory may have been deflated making them easier to catch.

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The violation for deflated footballs would not impact the outcome of the AFC Championship, but the Patriots could lose draft picks as punishment. Continue reading

Attempts To Reattach Rapper’s Penis Unsuccessful

Andre Johnson, the rapper who cut off his penis before jumping off the second-floor balcony of his North Hollywood apartment – has lost his member for good.wutang Attempts To Reattach Rappers Penis Unsuccessful

Johnson, who raps by the name Christ Bearer, was rushed into surgery in an attempt to save his severed penis, however that effort has failed, say doctors familiar with the situation.

The baffled neighbors said no one in the apartment was doing “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.”source

Neighbors told the website that Johnson managed to get back on his feet after taking the plunge from his balcony shortly before 1 a.m.