TWIST KNIFE: Beyonce Tumblr New Phrase “TAKE THAT MITCHES”
Beyonce victory lap! Beyonce posted this photo which reads: “TAKE THAT MITCHES” on her Tumblr shortly after Obama’s victory was…
Romney Drowns Sorrow In Gallon Of Chocolate Milk
The Romney clan Tweeted this pic of the post election activities which included a half-empty gallon of cold chocolate milk…
UPSTAGED: Flag Hair Lady
During last night’s re-election victory speech, an anonymous woman stood proudly behind her man, known to the world only as…
STACEY DASH SPEAKS: IN HER OWN WORDS, A Lot Of Damn Words
Dejected Romney supporter, Stacey Dash, woke up today and wrote this whopper of a concession speech that focuses on where…
GHOST OF GEORGE W BUSH ROBBED ROMNEY! Shocking REAL REASON Folks Voted Obama
I saw this coming! Exit polls show a majority of folks in the U.S. voted for Obama, not because they…
TOASTED! ABCNEWS Diane Sawyer DRUNK On-Air! (Video)
Was Diane Sawyer drunk on ABCNEWS last night or was it just her imagination?
7.5 EARTHQUAKE Offshore Guatemala
7.5 Guatemala Nearby Cities 45km (28mi) SW of Champerico, Guatemala 60km (37mi) S of Suchiate, Mexico 73km (45mi) S of…
SNACKS ON A PLANE: Lady Gaga Reveals REAL REASON She Is Getting SO FAT!
Holy high flying! Lady Gaga showing off her brand new sparkling jet aeroplane! WOW! Impressive, but what is even more…
Kristen Stewart AMBUSHED Asked Directly About Robert Pattinson Status on Today
A worn-out looking Kristen Stewart almost made it though the entire Today Show segment without a single Robert Pattinson question,…
CHEATER: Liam Hemsworth CAUGHT Kissing Mystery Blonde
The usually dependable Radar is reporting Liam Hemsworth was in some hot mouth on mouth action with a mystery blonde…