Wifey Jailed After Brutal “Love Tug” During Shower Fight Sends Hubby To Hospital

Pennsylvania woman, 22-year-old Abby Geiger, has been charged with assault over an argument that left her husband, David, with serious injuries to his genitalia.

According to reports, an argument involving the young couple broke out at approximately 1:45 AM and at some point, Mrs. Geiger grabbed onto her husband’s private part in order to prevent him from exiting the shower.

The ‘love tug’ from hell resulted in the police being summoned to the residence and Mr. Geiger being treated at a local hospital for what were described as “puncture marks” and “scratch marks” to his genitals. source

This unhappy tale of marital bliss gone horribly awry comes courtesy of the Smoking Gun which reports “Man Suffered “Puncture Marks” Down There”:

Abigail Geiger, 22, was booked Thursday on a misdemeanor assault charge in connection with the alleged September 19 attack on her husband David. The Geigers, married since February, are parents to a four-month-old daughter.

Responding to a report of a domestic disturbance involving “screaming and banging,” police arrived at the Geiger residence and encountered Abigail, who said she had argued in the shower with her husband (who was en route to the hospital).

As alleged in a probable cause affidavit, David “received puncture marks and scratch marks to his genitals” as a result of Abigail “grabbing his genitals in an effort to stop him from leaving the shower.”

While Abigail suffered bruises on her back when David pushed her away to exit the shower, she was busted since cops “determined that she was the aggressor in the domestic violence incident.”

Whether he had an erection at the time is unknown and not present in the police reports.

Judging from her picture, Mrs. Geiger is a cutie who would have any straight man wanting to climb into the shower to lather up with, just be careful not to piss her off.