Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger KISS But Is Anyone Buying It?

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger picked a very private place for their reported “first kiss” – smack dab in the middle of a packed USC football game..

The press-hungry “Wrecking Ball” singer enlisted young Schwarzenegger after her formerly press-loving slutty tactics stopped working.. Ripping a page from Taylor Swift and her Kennedy connection of the past.

Pay-to-play, teen website, J-14, offered up the ruse of a relationship story this way:

Since he [Schwarzenegger] recently introduced her to his friends, we got the hint that they were starting to be more open about the fact they’re a couple. It looks like they may no longer just be casually dating! She hasn’t had a public boyfriend since she broke up with Liam Hemsworth, so we’re happy to see her seriously dating someone new. We never thought we’d catch her at a college football game, though! But it makes sense — he’s a student at the University of Southern California — so we might spot her taking a cue from Taylor Swift and spending (non-academic) time at college. h/t J-14

Come on Miley! How stupid do you think we are? On second thought, don’t answer that..