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Call Him ‘RED’ Cannibal Cop Now Jailhouse COOK!

Gilberto Valle, a.k.a, NYC’s “Cannibal Cop,” is currently simmering in a Manhattan Correctional Center, but he’s not pot watching, he’s working as a jailhouse cook!

While Valle’s lawyers file appeals, his mother said in an interview that her sonfaces up to life in prison for conspiring to kidnap and eat several women—is working as a chef in the jail.

His specialty, sources say, are his “Wardenchiladas.”

“‘Don’t stand too close to the oven, and that kind of thing,’” is what Valle’s fellow inmates are known to quip, according to his mother Elizabeth Valle, who adds that the chef job is perfect for her son because it helps him “kill time.” She insists her boy “is not the monster they portray him to be. He’s innocent. The only thing he’s guilty of is being stupid enough to be on that website [DarkFetish.net, a cannibal “fantasy” website].” source

Wardenchiladas.. Got us wondering if he borrowed the recipe from Red, the jailhouse cook from Orange Is The New Black?

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