Laverne & Shirley Penny Marshall: ”GUESS WHAT? I’m Gay!”

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, schlemeel, schlemazel, Penny Marshall is a lesbian!

Laverne & Shirley star, PENNY Marshall is planning a move up and out of the closet by revealing her long-time A-list lesbian partner!

Marshall, 70, wants to reveal her sexuality after surviving a four-year battle with deadly cancer.

“Penny says that with her medical problems finally behind her, she’s going to live her life to the fullest and she doesn’t care a rat’s a** if people have a problem with it,” a source said.

“Penny now wants to live the rest of her life without hiding anything.”

Penny’s longtime partner is an A-list celebrity with a Hollywood pedigree.

“She wanted to come out with Penny a long time ago, but she didn’t want to add to Penny’s stress while she was going through cancer treatment,” the source explained.

Suddenly these lyrics have so much more meaning..

Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.
There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.

This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.
On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you. Girl.