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Jon Stewart GOES THERE! ”Chicago Pizza A Bread Sauce Hole”

On last night’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart attacked Chicago’s beloved pizza saying it’s like “sex with a corpse made of sandpaper.” It’s “an above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats.” It’s “f—-king not-pizza.” Oh no you didn’t..

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