It’s about swine! Are you tired of smelling like a pansy after you apply deodorant? Finally there’s a solution! Introducing bacon scented deodorant! The crazy new personal hygiene stick is called POWER BACON!
Manufactured by J&D Foods, the new pork inspired deodorant promises to draw folks to you like you are the most powerful magnet on earth, bacon.
The novelty product comes complete with a real warning on the package that it may attract some unwanted attention from wild animals, so-much-so it encourages users to not hike in the woods without a firearm handy!
“Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON.”
Who else might be attracted to your tantalizing new stench? Friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.
A pig scented stick of deodorant will run you $9.99.
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BACON scented Deodorant?
Well I'm gonna order me some ASAP.
Hey, I Love Bacon, no matter what form it comes in.
Only $9.99, now that's a good buy. ;)