THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!" - November 8, 2013
It’s about swine! Are you tired of smelling like a pansy after you apply deodorant? Finally there’s a solution! Introducing bacon scented deodorant! The crazy new personal hygiene stick is called POWER BACON!
The novelty product comes complete with a real warning on the package that it may attract some unwanted attention from wild animals, so-much-so it encourages users to not hike in the woods without a firearm handy!
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“Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON.”
Who else might be attracted to your tantalizing new stench? Friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.
A pig scented stick of deodorant will run you $9.99.
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