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Ireland Baldwin ‘Are Those Wrinkles We See?’

Holy smokes! Ireland Baldwin! Where did you get this hideous green dress? Out of the hamper? Miss Ireland may not have a single wrinkle on her entire body, but she makes up for it in this funky green garment! It’s all stink-a-rinkly and I bet it smells like RUMP! A very fine brand of sweet ass.. You think there’s any chance that Ireland got her motherslooks and her father’s disposition? Who knows who’s taste in clothing she inherited..

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