The big Ke$ha (gosh I hate having to push $hift) story offered by the bosses this week focused on the singer admitting, “I used to drink my own pee,” yes, she’s talking urine. But what I liked most about Ke$ha’s self-deprecating admission was the fact that — she stinks — No, I don’t mean musically, were talking real-deal smelly, early Lenny Kravitz radio station interviews level stench.
Ive been told I smell like a shrimp on a dirty diaper
“I smell like a hobo,” she admits. “One time, someone told me I smelled like a shrimp on a dirty diaper.”
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I would almost rather imagine K drinking pee, the sensory of a shrimp on a diaper has got me reeling! Gross!
“I was told drinking my own pee was good,” she says. “I was trying to be healthy.” That’s why you shouldn’t always believe everything you hear, yeah, somebody tried to take my pee away from me, and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug, and it was really gross, so I don’t do it anymore.”
The stinky twinkie vibe is understandable, Kesha like Kravitz (dreadlock days) wears a lot of props and you can’t always wash that stuff but for a dry cleaning every few weeks. Braided hair is the same, you have to use a dry shampoo and that only works for so long… Hard working people take note! sometimes it’s “sheik to reek.”