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Nicole Coco Austin: So Perfect It’s Scary?

Look, I have no idea whether Nicole Coco Austin is some kind of freakish sex toy superhero or just another stuck-up steroid freak. What I do know is, she is the owner of a record-setting wide jaw. And probably the most perfect hair I have ever seen.

If I could ask Nicole any question it would have to be, “What exercise is it you do to make your jaw appear so muscular?” Or is it really an exercise at all? I’m just saying…

Did I mention I’m not really accusing Coco of being on steroids?

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