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on December 30, 2012

Matthew McConaughey Names New Son ‘Just Keep LIVIN’GSTON!’

In classic Matthew McConnaughay style, the actor decided to use the phrase “just keep livin” which he famously used in Dazed and Confused, as an amalgamation of his new baby’s name, Livingston.

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I’m not sure why but I find this hilarious.

“Camila gave birth to our third child yesterday morning,” the ex-hunk posted on WhoSay.com Saturday. “Our son Livingston Alves McConaughey was born at 7:43 am on 12.28.12. He greeted the world at 9lbs. and 21 inches,” adding, “Happy New Year, and just keep livin’.”

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Livingston translates to “dear friend’s place,” and joins Levi Alves, 4, and Vida Alves, 2.

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on December 30, 2012

SQUIDS: Mr and Mrs Facebook Pictured Surfing

They say you learn something new every day and this may be my rendition of that old proverb as I have suddenly discovered that Mark Zuckerberg and his wifey are surfers!

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The every-day billionaire squid took time out from his chores at Facebook to relax on a beautiful Hawaiian island for some surfing.

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It’s painfully obvious Mark does not get out in the sun very much and looks rather uncomfortable in most of these pictures. I don’t think either of these kids hit the gym very often.

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Tone-up my billionaire girlfriend!

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Mark with all your money are you telling me they don’t have a cure for farmer’s tan?

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on December 30, 2012

CNN Broadcast Leads To Locating Lost Boys

Way to go CNN! Just hours after a Georgia mother of two lost boys appeared on CNN, pleading for her kids to find a telephone and dial 911, the boys were spotted and recovered!

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Police said the two young boys were found safe in Texas on Saturday and their father was arrested and is facing charges.

Ben, 9 and Henry Cleary, 7, were visiting with their father and were supposed to return home Wednesday, when they didn’t show up an Amber Alert was issued.

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The cops responsible for recovering the kids said that the tipster recognized the boys from pictures viewed on the CNN broadcast.

“We have recovered the kids,” cops said. “They were with him and they were OK.”

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Austin police said a citizen had recognized the boys from the alert broadcast on CNN and notified police he soptted the boys at a local hotel.

Officers “observed the suspect and the two boys, and recovered the two boys and took the suspect into custody,” said Austin police Lt. James Nisula.

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on December 30, 2012

Airport Offers Free Flights In Bid To Win $1 MIL Fed Grant

Cape Air, a regional airport servicing New Hampshire, is giving away free flights (you only pay $12 tax) in an effort to qualify for $1 million in federal grant money.

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The New Hampshire airport’s only airline, Cape Air is trying to garner at least 10,000 passengers by the end of the year by offing the crazy-low $12 flights.

The promotion ongoing since Christmas Eve, is attempting to board 10,000 folks and once they do, the FAA will shell out $1 million in grant money aimed at helping fund projects for the bustling community airport.

“The typical projects would be safety, runway and taxiway projects, and equipment purchases,” said Rick Dyment, manager of the Airport. “We would be able to improve the city’s airport with these funds.”

Cape Air expects to hit the 10,000 mark within the next day or so.

“By us [Cape Air] lowering that fare, it was our attempt to support the airport and get them to the 10,000 enplanement level,” said Dyment, “The timing was ideal because it was a holiday week and people had flexibility and the freedom to travel.”

Great idea! Now if we can get a service like this in Hollywood, perfect! But let’s face it, that will never happen because $1 million in Hollywood is chump change…

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on December 30, 2012

LAPD: Katt Williams Rolling With STOLEN GUNS

Sure, maybe Katt Williams’ guns were in a lock box as his children played nearby, but what Katt didn’t tell us was one of the guns cops seized is apparently stolen from someone else!

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TMZ:

Katt Williams has some explaining to do … because cops now say one of the guns seized from the comedian’s house during his most recent arrest was recently reported stolen.

TMZ broke the story … Katt was arrested Friday on charges of child endangerment after an investigation from the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services concluded there was a slew of guns and illegal drugs stashed in his house.

Now the LAPDis telling the LA Times​ that one of the firearms taken from Katt’s crib was reported stolen.

Immediately following Katt’s arrest, he told TMZ he kept his guns in a locked box and it was his right as an American to possess firearms to keep his kids safe.

Katt is due in court on January 25.

This could definitely spell end game for Williams.

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on December 30, 2012

Homophobe Charlie Sheen Hanging With New BFF LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa

Charlie Sheen seems to have found himself a new party buddy, and not just any buddy, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa! Sheen Tweeted this photo with the caption “From Boyle Heights 2 Mayor of LA..! @hotelelganzo 2 party w/SHEEN at SheenZ..! Antonio Villaraigosa knows how to party!”

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Why does Charlie’s arm look so skinny? Did he stop working out? His body has definitely shrunk… Sheen was opening his new club at Cabo’s Hotel El Ganzo.

As a bonus, here’s Charlie on the same night, offending all gay people uttering a classless homophobic slur…

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on December 29, 2012

17 Foot Python Snake Interrupts Family Florida Picnic

A 17-foot python snaked his way into a family picnic in Florida. They were visiting from Arkansas and actually had the presence of mind to break out their camera and film the incident for posterity.

For some reason the huge Burmese was promptly killed by a park ranger. I hoped they had provisions for relocating the beasts instead of having to kill them. It’s a shame because a lot of times these are pets that people have at some point released into the wild.

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Well I guess it could’ve been worse, it could’ve been ants.

If you’d like to see the video of the snake lying there dead feel free to click here.

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on December 29, 2012
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on December 29, 2012
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on December 29, 2012