We all woke up today with no apocalypse! What will conspiracy theorists and apocalypse junkies do now? Create a new apocalypse date of course! They’re like, ‘We miscalculated December 21st, 2012… it’s actually the year of 2100, on the twelfth day of February.’ LOL not really.
Enjoy this SNL skit explaining the NEW Mayan Calendar.
DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. (THECOUNT) — Tammie Jo Baker, of Volusia County, Florida, was killed…
SCOTT COUNTY, Iowa (THECOUNT) — Bridget Hillyer, a Scott County employee, was killed Monday morning…
LAKE GEORGE, N.Y. (THECOUNT) — Brian Patrick Kilduff, of Brewster, New York, was killed early…
WISE COUNTY, TX. (THECOUNT) — Shaun Allan Waits, 56, of Weatherford, Texas, was identified as…
RUNNELS COUNTY, TX. (THECOUNT) — Mickey Dale Mobley, 63, of Odessa, Texas, was identified as…
LOWNDES COUNTY, MISS. (THECOUNT) — Barry Sanford, a Columbus, Mississippi, businessman, was identified as the…