A website called Christwire.org claims to be the “conservative voice for an unsaved world,” but after reading the religious website’s opinion of boy-band, One Direction, I think it may be CW that needs the saving…
In a blog post entitled, “‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites,” the post covers gems like 1D’s hidden mission statement, “One Direction (or 1D for their brain-washed fans) is a bisexual British boy band founded for the sole purpose of deflowering and sodomizing our children.” Okay now you’ve gone too far! Bisexual?
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Wolf alert! Keep your eyes pealed for any unusual wolf sightings because apparently One Direction Likes to dress like “costumed wolves,” and why would 1D do such a animalistic thing? CW goes on, “The band can be seen on their Youtube traveling whimsically around in their ‘bang bus’, prowling for innocence and virtue to feast upon.” and “After luring their victim to their sin wagon and making a B-line for their genitals, One Direction no doubt bathes in the must of their fornication, using it as inspiration for their next rape-tune.”
Facebook can give you AIDS… “One Direction uses ‘social media’ to attract their friends with Facebook so the spread will be ‘viral’ like an HIV street walker offering free sex.” and “After these girls become pregnant, they are never sure who the father is because of One Direction’s group sex practices.” Oh okay, so the boys have that angle covered too…
Remember kiddies, the interweb isn’t the only place 1D is disseminating mass heathenism according to CW, the band recently landed in America with an agenda: “pillage their way through Christian America (except in California, where they will be met with open arms).” California here I come…