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Tanorexic Mom Wants a Date with Snooki!

The other day, we told you about the Tan Mom/Tanorexic Mom/Tan-o-holic Mom who let her 5-year-old daughter bake in a New Jersey Tanning salon, and since Tan Mom’s arrest story went international, she’s been the paparazzi’s new muse!

Tan Mom is currently being stalked by Jersey paparazzi, who have plenty of experience with hounding Snooki from the show “Jersey Shore”. Since Tan Mom and tan-obsessed Snooki, who is a soon-to-be a ‘tan’ Mom herself, both tan and live in New Jersey, so the paps decided to start a riff with the two. Snooki commented on Tan Mom in an interview on “Extra”, saying, “That bitch is crazy.” Then paps asked Tan Mom what she thought about Snooki, and Tan Mom says intensely, “She’s the biggest a**hole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her t*ts are fake, she’s disgusting… When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy’.”Tan Mom has been catapulted into the spotlight, gracing entertainment sites like TheCount.com, and she’s even made it on the front of magazine covers! Heck, she’s made it on TV! We love her- she’s a stahhh! Please Snooki, take Tan Mom up on that date, and go tanning togetha!So this photo gallery is dedicated to you Tan Mom! We believe your daughter got a real sunburn, and not a tanning booth burn!

Lisa Mason Lee

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