BBQ Party Ruined By Plane Poo

Sorry for being so immature, but I am LOL over this! The story goes…

A nice couple who was having a BBQ on Long Island the other night, were totally in shock after a plane flew over their house, and a black drippy substance had simultaneously landed on their heads, and mixed into their bbq chicken.

The couple lives in an area where planes frequently fly over, and they are used to that normal routine, but not the black liquid part… “A plane was coming over. Next thing you know she [his wife] says ‘Oh my God it’s raining.’ I said ‘No it’s not’… Some black liquid, black oil came off on her face, and I walked around and I looked and said ‘Oh my God.’ There was quarter-sized, nickel-sized, dime-sized drops all over my deck, my barbecue, my table,” victim Artie Hughes stated about the incident.

The couple called the police, and an officer came out to the party. He was suspicious that the substance was more than just ‘hydraulic fluid’ from the plane, so he called up the Port Authority, and the couple was right! The officer told them, “Yeah, it looks like there was an incident, some lavatory excrement had leaked out.”