ANOTHER DR. DREW FAIL: Two Time Celebrity Rehab Client Arrested

Another Dr. Drew fail! Shifty Shellshock a two time grad of “Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab” was arrested in the Ross Dress for Less on Sunset for possession of rock cocaine… Did I mention that Sketchy, I mean Shifty was sneaking crack hits in the store? That’s when the employees smelled the rock cookin’ and asked Skorcho, I mean Shifty if he knew anything about it. Knowing they were on to him Sketchers, I mean Shifty knew well enough to want to get the flock out of Ross but… his girlfriend was having none of it… and that’s when he roughed her up. A store employee flagged down a cop that happened to be cruising by at that very moment – the rest is – arrest – history.

Maybe the time has come to call Dr. Drew’s success record into question because if he’s going to keep making a mint off our beloved, sick celebrities, he has got to start getting better results. Where’s the real effort to help these damaged fools beyond the TV show? Screech only got himself arrested but let’s not forget that several of Drew’s patients have straight up died.