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Snooki NOT Preggers

Another day, another Internet rumor, but this time, someone famous did NOT die.

Rumors were going around that Snooki is pregnant. Good thing she’s NOT, cuz the poor baby would definitely have fetal alcohol syndrome and probably pop out with a cigarette burning! NO!!!

So Snooki, I love you and the rest of your roommates, but don’t get preggers til’ you’re soberz!

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