By now, I think all of us have seen the pictures or heard about Lindsay Lohan posing for Playboy.

With that being said, I decided to make a list of the ‘top five things’ Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover shoot should have been called.


5 Lindsay Lohan- “Drastic times call for drastic measures.” If you can’t get an acting job then take it all off.

4 Lindsay Lohan aka “The future caretaker of Hugh Hefner.” He’s like 100 years old right?

3 Lindsay Lohan, “Hey guys don’t worry if you hit rock bottom just take off your clothes and then they will give you a million dollars.”

2 Lindsay Lohan, “What? I’m posing for Playboy? I thought I was at Charlie Sheen’s Birthday party. Where’s the hookers and blow?”

1 The number one thing they should have called the Lindsay Lohan Playboy cover, “Lindsay Lohan: The Tale of a Crazy White Girl with Problems Part 1.” I think she might do this again, so we’ll call this part one.

So there you have it, the top five things they should have called Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover shoot. As you guys will find out, I love to make the list up there fun, and I think people like reading them. I like to say David Lettermen has his Top Ten, and I have my Top Five. Thanks for reading.

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