Categories: ThecounT

America To Wake Up With Coffee and Lindsay

Tomorrow is a big day, where their December issue is coming out, and it features America’s tabloid crack- Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan just hasn’t disappeared from the news for- well since forever. It’s always ‘something’ with that former actress! Well, will she ever get a good role again?

Is it her saggy, washed-up body that has people wondering if she’s trashing the Playboy name? Is it her bad reputation and constant court hearings that makes us kind of want to see her in Playboy?

Playboy won’t be raking in much of that $1 Million that they paid her for the shoot, but sure enough, it will be the number one Internet blockbuster tomorrow Thursday!

When the sun rises, and birds sing, we’ll all be waking up, taking our first sip of coffee, simultaneously looking at Lindsay Lohan and quite possibly, her below banana too.

THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"

this is why i'm hot

Recent Posts

TX Man Javier Valenzuela Diaz Sought In Friday Odessa Hit-And-Run

ODESSA, Texas (THECOUNT) — Odessa police are searching for Javier Valenzuela Diaz, 53, after he…

1 day ago

KY Man Dennis Johnson III ID’d As Victim In Sunday Laurel County Fatal UTV Crash

LONDON, KY. (THECOUNT) — Dennis Johnson III was killed Sunday morning after losing control of…

1 day ago

Louisiana Musician Jesse Waddell Dies In Sunday St. Tammany Parish Motorcycle Crash

ST. TAMMANY PARISH, LA. (THECOUNT) — Jesse Waddell was killed Sunday afternoon after losing control…

1 day ago

NC Woman Evelyn Young Pittman ID’d As Victim In Sunday Whiteville Fatal Crash

WHITEVILLE, N.C. (THECOUNT) — Evelyn Young Pittman was killed Sunday afternoon when the vehicle she…

1 day ago

Donald Maxwell & Liscent Maxwell ID’d As Deceased In Sunday Night New York Chain-Reaction Crash

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (THECOUNT) — Donald Maxwell, 82, and Liscent B. Maxwell, 88, were killed Sunday…

1 day ago

Iowa Wrong-Way Fatal Crash Sunday Night In Davis County

BLOOMFIELD, IA. (THECOUNT) — A wrong-way driver was killed Sunday night after a head-on collision…

1 day ago