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WANTED: U.S. Citizens to Help Clean Up Fukushima Nuke Plant

This is not a joke…

U.S. workers wanted
A U.S. job recruiter company is hiring nuclear power workers who are United States citizens, to help clean up Fukushima, Japan’s nuclear disaster.

To get the job, the qualifications are pretty minimal, and the pay is said to be very high. The job ad states that they are looking for this type of potential worker: “Skills gained in the nuclear industry, a passport, a family willing to let you go, willingness to work in a radioactive zone.”

Wow, you just have to be a living person and own a passport for the job! I don’t think you even have to have a brain, because if you did, you surely wouldn’t step foot near this deadly meltdown! But seriously, these guys are heros for taking on this suicide mission. Hats off to you!

The firm has already signed up a few workers who will be flying to Japan on Sunday. They are going to start with less than 10 workers for the first trip, then go from there.

We wonder if our American Dream Team is going to be trained on how to use the U.S. owned, world’s largest “Putzmeister” cement pump, which is being transported to Fukushima now, to cover up the meltdown? Read more about this 190,000 pound cement pump HERE.

Lisa Mason Lee

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  • I WORKED ON F-16 A/C FOR THE AIR FORCE AND ONE OF MY JOBS WAS WORKING IN A CLASS C ROCKET SUIT TO DECONTAMINATE THE A/C AND NUTRELIZING THE AMOUNTS OF POISONOUS hYDRAZINE. i WOULD ACCEPT A JOB WORKING WITH JAPAN AND COULD START WITHIN A MONTH.

  • Nuke worker here currently employed at a nuclear power plant in the USA, who also works everyday in radioactive contamination and locked high radiation zones on a nearly daily basis, willing to work japan. My email in emattdomski@yahoo.com in you ever publish the name of the contractor.

  • how will surely safe japan are contamanate radeoactived? how long to repeat a nuclear plant desaster?again?
    ill go them, by expirence these case.
    but you promise to safe me any matter for these hardjob.

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