Classic Hefner Brings Own Food To Posh Restaurant

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Cooper Hefner (second from left) posted this photo on his Twitter having dinner at Katsuya with his father Hugh Hefner and Hugh’s fiance Crystal Harris. Elder Hefner freaked folks out at the posh hot spot by bringing his own food with him to the restaurant! potatoes and pork chops.

If you’re wondering, Cooper’s mother is former Playmate Kimberley Conrad whom Hugh wed in July 1989 and filed divorce from in 2009, after having been separated for years. Photograph: Cooper Hefner via Twitter.

Today, our favorite sinning senior, Hef, announced he popped the question on Crystal, and apparently she said, “yes.” Hef posted this message on his Twitter, “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears, This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory…I got what I was hoping for for Christmas…Crystal’s love.”

‘The average reader will go home with stories they can’t tell their wives and girlfriends but will last forever. Hef thinks of this as a golden dreams ticket. Jellinek said he dreamed up the idea after thinking about Wonka’s giveaway of five golden tickets in the wrappers of chocolate bars for a visit to his sweet factory.