Hush Money Hoe Wants More Dough for Celebrity Rehab Show

Now famous hush money hoe, Rachel Uchitel, will be one of the players on the upcoming VH1 Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Remember, she was one of the hookers who slept with Tiger Woods, then got millions of dollars from him in a deal saying that she would quit talking about the whole thing. Give me money-I no tellllll!

First, Rachel was offered to do the show for $250,000, but she declined, until they re-offered her $500,000! Someone grab me a trashcan-quick!!!

So you’re telling me I can be a millionaire if I sleep with a rich married celebrity and have a pill addiction? Great! Where do I sign up and is Heidi Fleiss still taking on hookers? That would be so cool if she could be my pimp!

You guys I’m kidding! This is the problem with glorifying hookers into celebs-it gives children bad influences! Tell your babes these types of women are NO-NOs, and don’t be a hoe-hoe for dough-dough!

BUT WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL!
Apparently Donald Trump also wants her for Celebrity Apprentice! The network isn’t sure they can get Rachael though, because she will be filming Celebrity Rehab around the same time.

Other drug users that are set to be on Celebrity Rehab are: Janice Dickinson, actor Jeremy London, musician Leif Garrett, oil heir Jason Davis, ex-reality star Jason Wahler and singer Keyshia Cole’s mother.

Will you be watching? I just don’t know if I will without Fleiss and Tom Sizemore!