Lindsay, Ali Lohan go Bar-Hopping

If only there was some sort of government body that monitored bad parents and prevented unhealthy households.  If only…

Our favorite competitive drinker, Lindsay Lohan (pictured above in her natural habitat) took her 15-year-old sister Ali out to the bars of Los Angeles recently, enjoying a night of sisterly partying and smoking.  Cute.

According to Life & Style Magazine, Linds and Ali “partied until after 1 a.m., and [Lindsay] treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there.” A waitress at the swanky Roosevelt Hotel said that “both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”

Okay, I’m not going to tell people how to live their lives but, Ali Lohan, don’t follow in your sister’s footsteps. She seems like a perfectly nice girl but she has made some horrible, horrible choices when it comes to her health.  Just look at that picture of her, she looks like Mickey Rourke a very old lady.  So while it’s fun to hang with your older sister, just stay away from the drinking and smoking.  Trust me, you’ll thank me later.