peace lindsayThere is nothing like a 5:00am, romantic, angst-ridden rant to really affirm one’s clear headed-ness. We, of course, needed more proof that Lindsay Lohan was on the level and she gave it to us.  Early this morning, she used her very public Twitter account to argue with her on again/off again girlfriend,Samantha Ronson. Actually, it’s more like a multi-layered poem, misguided and penned by a modern age Emily Dickinson on a bad day.  Her “tweet,” filled with plenty of confusion  and stream of consciousness, reads as follows:

@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI


zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…

for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term “self out” was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight

For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********

@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx

It’s poetry.  Sheer poetry. Ok now, class.  Who can tell me the deeper significance of “i’m gross*thx?” Where is Lindsay trailing off to when she writes “cheats, errors, and thank you…?”