by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on June 28, 2009

OxiClean Billy Mays Found Dead

Pitchman, Billy Mays, 50, was found dead in his home today. Famous for his “OxiClean” commercials, Mays was instantly identifiable, with his black beard and his ability to project his voice.

Mays wife found him “unresponsive” inside their Tampa Florida home. Police are saying there is no sign of forced entry. An autopsy will be conducted Monday to determine cause of death.

Mrs. Mays made the following statement, “Although Billy lived a public life, we don’t anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times.”

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the Mays family at this time of loss.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on June 26, 2009
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on June 25, 2009
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on June 25, 2009
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on June 25, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson Heart Stops – Rushed to Hospital!

Michael Jackson is dead.  CNN.com still has Jackson alive and at the hospital, however, other …

“Michael Jackson was taken by an ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles … and we’re told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance.”

“A Jackson family member tells TMZ Michael is in “really bad shape” and the brothers are headed to UCLA.”

“[TMZ] We just got off the phone with Joe Jackson, Michael’s dad, who says “he is not doing well.”

We’re pulling for you Michael!  Get well soon! ThecounT.com

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on June 24, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on June 24, 2009

Double Dipper

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Audrina Patridge got her big break when she was spotted lounging at her apartment pool by Heidi Montag. Since then, she’s become a breakout star in the F-List world of reality television on MTV’s The Hills. Well, Patridge is doing a Lauren Conrad and saying seya nara Hills, because she’s getting her own damn show.

That’s right, for some stupid reason, Patridge will start filming her own reality show that focuses on her life and career as an F-List actress on MTV. Audrina told PEOPLE, her show will be, “spicier, edgier, and older.”  I wonder if she came up with those three adjectives herself. Obviously her show won’t be that spicy because she had to double dip back into her ex-boyfriend pool and bribe them to make a cameo.

Remember that Australian BMX biker Corey Bohan. The two went on a couple dates but Audrina hadn’t moved on from Justin Bobby (and who could blame her) so she dumped him. Well Bohan may be Patridge’s love interest in her new show, she said, “We’ve been spending a lot of time together. I’m not jinxing anything because as soon as i say anything, I swear it goes bad.”

Well, too late Audrina. You already spilled the beans. Will you tune in to watch her new show?

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on June 24, 2009

The Face of A Failure

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I only know Kate Gosselin for having a modern version of a mullet, ya know, business in the front and party in the back. Well apparently most Americans know her as the mother with 8 kids and a husband that’s been stepping out on her with a long haired brunette…oh yeah, and that whacked out reality show about having a lot of kids.

Apologies to all the viewers of Jon and Kate Plus 8, because the show is on hiatus since the unhappy couple decided to get a divorce. Gosselin continues to whore out her family and personal business by blabbing to PEOPLE magazine about how she’s a failure because she can’t keep her husband at home, saying, “On a good day, I feel relief. On a bad day, I feel failure.”

So what’s next for the family of 10? Probably more personal publicity whoring between mom and dad while the young children are pushed to the side.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on June 24, 2009

Perez’s Puncher A Probie?

You guys like that alliteration?

Polo Molina, the man who socked Perez Hilton, might be facing a whole lot of trouble.  So far, his fight with Perez was really more headlines than it was legal problems.  But now it’s been revealed that Mr. Molina is on probation for a DUI.  Yeah, not good.  A judge could definitely consider this altercation a violation of his probation and toss him in the slammer for 6 months.

So, for all the huffing and puffing about Perez Hilton, his lawsuit might actually put this guy away for a long while.  And he thought Will.I.Am was mad at him before.