Double Dipper

Audrina Patridge got her big break when she was spotted lounging at her apartment pool by Heidi Montag. Since then, she’s become a breakout star in the F-List world of reality television on MTV’s The Hills. Well, Patridge is doing a Lauren Conrad and saying seya nara Hills, because she’s getting her own damn show.

That’s right, for some stupid reason, Patridge will start filming her own reality show that focuses on her life and career as an F-List actress on MTV. Audrina told PEOPLE, her show will be, “spicier, edgier, and older.”  I wonder if she came up with those three adjectives herself. Obviously her show won’t be that spicy because she had to double dip back into her ex-boyfriend pool and bribe them to make a cameo.

Remember that Australian BMX biker Corey Bohan. The two went on a couple dates but Audrina hadn’t moved on from Justin Bobby (and who could blame her) so she dumped him. Well Bohan may be Patridge’s love interest in her new show, she said, “We’ve been spending a lot of time together. I’m not jinxing anything because as soon as i say anything, I swear it goes bad.”

Well, too late Audrina. You already spilled the beans. Will you tune in to watch her new show?