Lindsay Lohan and The Case of The Missing Jewels!

Thief?

Lindsay Lohan’s life is becoming a teen mystery novel.

The famous actress/alcoholic is now part of a heist, sort of.  After a recent photo shoot in London, $410,000 worth of diamonds have gone missing!  Someone alert the authorities!  British police are investigating the stolen goods, which were made by Dior and worn by Lohan.   So far there have been no arrests but “several people in connection with [the] inquiry” are being interviewed.

She isn’t a suspect, seeing as there were about 20 people on the set, so I’m not saying that Lindsay is a thief.  But think about it for a second.  You wouldn’t put it past her, would you?