Nick Jonas or “Mr. President” his self proclaimed nickname, hit his Twitter up to congratulate the class of 2009.
“I’m happy to announce I have graduated! Class of 09! Congrats to everyone else who has also graduated this year! -Mr. President (Nick)”
Congratulations to Nick for being a 16 year old high school graduate, a multimillionaire in a world reknown pop group and retaining his chastity while rekindling your romance with Miley Cyrus.
Nick Jonas: a manchild of true integrity, self control, and superior wisdom. A word of advice Nick, never take nudie pics or tape yourself doing anything besides playing music, we can’ have any of these killing your progress. You are the Jonas that I vote most likely to succeed after the age of 21. I’m counting on you soldier.
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