Guess Heidi Can’t Eat Kangaroo Private Parts After All

F-list famewhore Heidi Montag continuously bragged about all these silly stunts and animals she would eat to win her latest television stunt, I’m a (wannabe) Celebrity..Get Me Out of Here! but by the look on her face, she couldn’t hang after the first episode.

In fact, reports are claiming that Mrs. Pratt and her sidekick, Spencer were expecting to be treated like actual A-List celebrities. Contestants are gabbing that MTV couple thought they were staying in the Four Seasons while filming the show.

If you thought that was silly, then you’ll bust a gut when you find out that they expected to eat better food than the rest. I know Janice Dickinson and Stephen Baldwin aren’t the hottest things around, but they’ve accomplished more than those two famewhores.

Spencer had the nerve to say, “I wish they got some real celebrities, like K-Fed.” He probably want to bust a rap with the big gutted father of 10.

Will you be tuning in to watch this outrageous show?!