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Michael Lohan is a jerk

Whoa, how did we miss thisLindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, was arrested on April 6 for, oh, I don’t know, threatening to kill himself and his girlfriend.   Yikes, what a psycho.

Threatening murder upon someone is a pretty serious crime and Mr. Lohan could be facing up to a year in prison.  Also worth noting that Michael is behind in child support, by a cool $12,000.  I thought he had become a born-again Christian or something.  These aren’t very Christian actions, are they Michael?

UPDATE: You can see Michael’s mugshot here.

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