Shia Labeouf Hooked Up With Rihanna

In the latest issue of Playboy magazine, my future husband Shia Labeouf didn’t open his legs like the girls do, but he did open his mouth and decided to spill some beans about his personal life. Other than being a tad creepy saying that he wanted to date his mom, Shia made a rumor, a reality when he confessed that he did in fact go out on a date with songstress Rihanna.

The two were photographed months ago at what looked like a bar, sitting quite close to each other. Rumors began that the two were dating, but both reps commented that it was indeed not true.

Well, the truth set Shia free because he indeed was on a date, but there wasn’t another. He said, “(I was) filming a sword fight when I got the (text) message. I said to myself,  ‘Can this be my life?’ It never got beyond one date. The spark wasn’t there. We weren’t passionate about each other in that way, so we remain friends.”

I think Shia realized that he didn’t need alien-esque Rihanna, but instead wants to date me.