Paris Hilton wants you to know that although she’s photographed partying almost every night, she’s all about the business in the front and the party in the back, telling Tatler, “I’m a brand. I’m a businesswoman.”
Well I heard that sistah, the blond bimbo..I mean hardworker, continued explaining her many talents, “I do everything–I act, I sing, I design, I write books.”
Sure, Ms. Hilton does all those things but, what the hell does she do WELL? I can act and sing also, but I won’t be winning a Grammy nor Oscar anytime soon…and she won’t be either. Hilton may do all those things, but she does one thing the best…sleep around.
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