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Sarah Jessica Parker Having More Babies

The story hitting the wires is that Sarah Jessica Parker and her “psuedo” husband Mathew Broderick–are having twin baby girls.  Since Sarah doesn’t want to push them out herself (and because she’s 50 years old)..she’s having some poor young girl from Compton carry them for her. I personally think they are going to have a sumo wrestling baby by mistake and then sue the lame young compton girl for every amusement park smashed penny she has.

Wow…only about 5% of that was true but it was sure fun making it up!! haha

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