Hulk Hogan Understands OJ Simpson

Hulk Hogan opened his mouth about Linda Hogan’s hot and wonderful young boyfriend. (cough cough).  Not only did he sound retarded, he now understands how hot young studs can cause you to kill your wife.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Yup…riding around Clearwater buying up all the clearasil in town is hard work-and maddening!!