This sounds like something Charles Manson would write! I guess some people are doing OK if they can spend $20k on a poem celebrating Elvis’s demons.
“Look honey! I got us something real great! You know that pool and new dresser you wanted? The braces for little Sally? Well I just invested in this s**ttay ass poem for 20k!!!”
SURREY, ENGLAND (THECOUNT) -- Ethel Caterham, the world's oldest living person, celebrated her 117th birthday…
MISSION VIEJO, CA. (THECOUNT) -- Shalia Deciderio, 21, of Rancho Santa Margarita, California, was killed…
GONZALES, LA. (THECOUNT) -- Joseph Appiah, 17, of Prairieville, Louisiana, has been arrested and charged…
SPARTANBURG, SC. (THECOUNT) -- Buckcherry's tour bus was involved in a fatal multi-vehicle crash early…
COLUMBUS, OH. (THECOUNT) -- Ronald Strader, 54, of Columbus, Ohio, was killed Friday evening when…
CHATTANOOGA, TN. (THECOUNT) -- Lauryn “Pumpkin” Efird, the reality television personality and daughter of June…
View Comments
I dont know of elvis is alive,but I seen john lennon the other day and he aaid he had lunch with him.
I love Elvis and everythink about the King....
Hehe! You done spell "humor" wrong dumbass.
What the heck!! Ya'll need to stop talking about him cause I'm sure that was never meant for the public and he was just goofing off but I guess some people don't have a sense of humer!