Chris Cornell says: “Other Jesus Twitters. “Why are the Jews and the Romans so angry with me, and who is this Mel Gibson?””

John Mayer says: “The Associated Press called my publicist to ask if I was really endorsed by Campbell’s Soup. Mission accomplished.”


Diddy says: “Just got out of my audition for Ashtons new movie. I feel I did a good job! If feel I can always do better!! I took yall in there with me!!!”

Rob Thomas (Matchbox Twenty) says: “on stage, i’m seventeen feet tall. in person, about 5’9 1/2″

“Went for a jog on beach. Paparazzi got some sweet shots of me looking like I just got beat by apollo creed”