Mary Carey is Scary

Sober House on VH1 is a hit because of this girl. I know a lot of you watch this show but don’t admit it. It’s a closet secret…much like The Rock of Love Bus o’ Tramps.

There are only a few days left in Sober House. The episode begins with Mary’s decision to go to Swingfest. Everyone in the house thinks it’s a bad and dangerous decision since Mary is going with David, her manager, who is less than supportive of her new sobriety. We briefly see her at Swingfest, and it is clear she is conflicted over her decision to go and is not having a good time. When Mary returns to the house a couple of days later, Seth tells Jen she better test her. Mary admits to Jen that she was tempted to use, but since she had a bad cold didn’t. The tests are clean, but Mary admits to Jen that she feels as though she has “cheated” since she believes she would have used if she had been well.

This sounds like a typical evening for me except I drink 5 capn and cokes, 3 shots of jack..and snort 20 lines of coke off of my manager’s chest. Oh, and my manager is a girl!