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Jealous Already Of Halle Berry’s Offspring

Halle Berry was out and about with Nahla Ariela Aubry recently. The baby already has a model face, great skin, light eyes….perfectly pink lips. She probably already has her mother’s body hidden under that jumper outfit.

The family on a typical Sunday afternoon:

Nahla: (cooing on the bed with her parents)

Halle: She’s so perfect, she looks like you Gabby.

Gabriel: Oh I know. She has your toes though.

Halle: Let’s say we sculpt ourselves out of clay and pine needles again and create a waterfall of perfection for or new 5 million dollar home.

Gabriel: Sounds divine my sweet. I’m going to go exfoliate a bit.

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