Chris Brown is in a lot of hot water…so hot that he feels a trip to visit Khloe Kardashian is the answer to his prayers.

Perez “white marker” Hilton reported from his underground voodoo sources:


Chris Brown was seen pAArtying it up with Khloe Kardashian in Miami on Saturday!

The two were seen at Plunge in the Gansevoort Hotel, according to snitches.

The not-so-famous Kardashian recently split with her boyfriend, NBA player Rashad McCants after finding out he was cyber-cheating on her.

Witnesses also noted that Rihanna was conveniently absent from Brown’s side.

Glad to hear it!!

We are so THRILLED Chris Brown is having a great time!

Hey, how in the world does Khloe have any money to be partying with violent criminals? What does she really do besides date people for 2 weeks and call it a relationship? Why must I plague myself with these questions about stupid celebrities?

This is all too crazy…I’m satisfied with questions like ..Do I put lime in my capn and coke or not? Yes….Yes… lime sounds good right now.