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Jerry Seinfeld Thinks His Marriage Is A Joke

Jerry is ready to put his feet back into the shallow end of television and this time, reality television.

He feels that after enough marriage under his belt, he has the sword of power to be master of the universe and crush Dr. Phil’s skull in. Marriage–and especially his marriage- is apparently a big hoot!

The Live Feed reports:

The comedian’s project is tentatively called “The Marriage Ref” and features celebrities, comedians and athletes who will judge couples in the midst of marital disputes while recommending various strategies to resolve their problems.

Seinfeld is partnering with “The Oprah Winfrey Show” veteran Ellen Rakieten on the project, which reunites the comedian with the network that aired his hit sitcom “Seinfeld” for nine years.

The only issue I see with this show is finding the really stable married people to be judges. Who the HELL are they going to get for this? Oh wait, they are going to do it the old fashioned way and have whacked people judging other whacked people. I’ll sit back and see how this pans out.

If you are open to suggestions let’s have the following people judge the couples:

Pam Anderson, Lance Armstrong, Madonna, Britney Spears, Bobby Brown, Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson, Elizabeth Taylor, Charlie Sheen…

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